Albert Roy Samuels - Custodian

My name is Albert Roy Samuels. I came to Hawaii 2 years ago to get away from Arkansas and all the people there. I chose Hawaii because there are no harsh winters, it's secluded from the rest of the states and people don't seem to bug me as much. The perks of being a custodian (not janitor) are that I get to wear the same clothes everyday and don't have to waste my time and money on anything else. I have 3 pairs of this same uniform and that's about it. I am 51 years old even though I look very old for my age. This is good. Sometimes I like to pretend that I can't hear people when they are talking to me. Works every time. I like senior citizen discounts. I like beer and spam. I don't have family anymore because I ran away from home when I was 17. Haven't seen or heard from them since. I don't think they minded all that much. After that, I joined the air force. I liked yelling at people and taking the risks that I had to. I'm not a social person and I don't like people. I don't like much of anything. I like shakespeare. Seems to be the only one who had some sense. I like to switch schools a lot. That way no one can get to know me and I don't have to get to know them so here I am at Maui High School, Home of the Tikis. I like to curse. I have to be quiet at school though and that's a problem. I don't have teeth. That can make life hard sometimes but it's very useful. I can show the kids my bright smile and they'll be running the other way in no time.




Physical Description

Birth date & Age: December 13, 1956 & 51 years old.

Height: 6’1”.

Eye Color: Hazel.

Build: Tall and Slim

Weight: 195 lbs.

Hair Color: White.

Sex/Gender: Male.

Physical adjectives: Old, wrinkly, slightly hunchbacked

Personality Type

Main personality traits: Grumpy, Cold, Bitter, Sarcastic.

Disposition: Same as above.

Self-image: Old, wrinkly, slightly hunchbacked.

Family

Marital Status: N/A.

Children: N/A… No thanks.

Place in Family: Youngest of 5 kids.

Immediate Family Members: 2 older brothers and 2 older sisters.

Relatives: Who knows where?

Personal Data

Education: GED from high school.

Occupation: Custodian not Janitor.

Social Class: Lower class.

Religion: N/A.

Ethnicity: White.

Hobbies: Drinking, Reading, Eating, Sleeping.

Ambitions: Move on to the next one. Can’t stay in the same place for too long, that’s what I always say.

Friends: Who’s got time?

Other

Favorite Color: Grey.

Favorite Food: Spam Hot Dish.

Favorite Beverage: Stale Beer.

Favorite Book: Hamlet.

Favorite Time of Day: Around 10:35pm… Bed time.

Favorite Day of the Week: Sunday. Sleep until 10 am. Eat left over hot dish for breakfast. Down a couple stale beers. Go back to sleep.

Favorite Season: Winter. The more I can cover my face and emotions, the better.

Car: See for yourself.



Favorite Sport: Football.

Favorite Place to Go: To Sleep.

Favorite Animal: Cows are tasty.

Favorite Activity: Drinking.